Savage replies to your Ex

If you received a message from your ex, what would you say? How would you respond?

A text from an ex can make your day or it can ruin it. If it's the latter, we got you covered with these witty and sarcastic comebacks that can turn things upside down. Be fierce and burn them with your sarcasm.

#1:

Your ex: Hey. You: Who's this? Your ex: The guy you dated for 2 years. You: Judas?

#2:

Your ex: I want you back.

You: I want you gone.

#3:

Your ex: Where are you? You: Somewhere called "it's none of your business".

#4:

Your ex: Can we talk? Let's meet.

You: Can't. I'm dating Peter Kavinsky.

Your ex: Who the hell is he?

You: Priority.

#5:

Your ex: You are hot/beautiful af.

You: Sorry you're not.

#6:

Your ex: I miss you.

You: You're just bored. And I don't buy this nonsense.

#7:

Your ex: I still love you.

You: I still love you too.

Your ex: Really?

You: Hahahaha. April fools.

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